I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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