So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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