Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
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Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
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Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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