dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
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