Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
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Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
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Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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