He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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