Where is the hickey?
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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