I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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