he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
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I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
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I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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