whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
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So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
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Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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