she was so not down for the gang bang
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
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Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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