I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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