Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
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