Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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