where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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