he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Randomize
