I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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