Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
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You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
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I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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