So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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