Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
tell me about the eggs
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