i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Randomize
