He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
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You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
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Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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