what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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