Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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