She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
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I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
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He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
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