i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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