she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
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Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
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so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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