You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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