i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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