By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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