I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
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it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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