We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Who died my cat blue again?
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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