We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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