ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
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