Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Randomize