Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
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Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Even my vagina gasped.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
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In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
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