Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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