David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
He has the fingertips of a God
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