We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
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update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I'm at about main and main street
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
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we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him