I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I just gargled with NyQuil
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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