Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Randomize
