You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
the room spins SO much faster in panama
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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