I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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