haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
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she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
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It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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