They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
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i drank out of a bidet.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
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Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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