That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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