Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
bring money and cleavage
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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