Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Found the puke drawer
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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