She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
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