I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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