By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
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apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
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Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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