so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
