So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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