is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
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Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
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Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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