I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
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This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
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Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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