we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
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And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
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Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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